Political cartoon: Matron did suggest a nice cup of tea, but he found it lacked a certain kick.

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Matron did suggest a nice cup of tea, but he found it lacked a certain kick.

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Matron did suggest a nice cup of tea, but he found it lacked a certain kick.

"First official visit as Prime Minister" — a title Andy assures everyone is merely aspirational.

"Tax us and the golden goose flies away, Chancellor — though we do seem to have rather a lot of them."

Reassuring to know the entire problem was simply that nobody had thought to mention it.

The car of tomorrow: brilliantly designed to keep everyone out, including the owner.

"Do not pass the local council. Do not collect democratic consultation."

"No comment on the pardon — but he does sit rather nicely."

"It's only two pounds fifty, dear — right up until the point it isn't."

Chapter One: Respect, consent and gender equality. Chapter Two: See attached photographs of local residents for what NOT to do.

One wonders whether the herd has stopped listening to the rancher.

At last, a special relationship built on something two nations can genuinely fail to explain to anyone else.

At last, a planning policy the nation can drink to.

He returned to Parliament light on votes cast personally, but heavy on unexplained baggage.

And in the heavyweight division: undefeated against domestic refuse.