Political cartoon: Don't worry, we've renegotiated — it's now a slightly cheaper white elephant.

Re: Key HS2 contracts renegotiated as government scrambles to slash costs

Don't worry, we've renegotiated — it's now a slightly cheaper white elephant.

Source: Sky Politics

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