Political cartoon: "He shakes hands like he negotiates peace — nobody's biting."

Re: Tottenham star Cristian Romero 'snubs' Trump handshake after World Cup final

"He shakes hands like he negotiates peace — nobody's biting."

Source: The Mirror

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"He shakes hands like he negotiates peace — nobody's biting."

Democracy in action: thirty-four hopefuls, one seat, and not a single serious face among them — allegedly.

And now, for my next trick, I shall produce an actual policy.

"Don't worry — it's only a little more. Now hold still while I check your other pockets."

Nothing unites two footballing nations quite like arguing over some sheep and a penguin.

Business class one way, economy the other — same aircraft, entirely different service.

"The sky's the limit, Andy — and so, apparently, is the bill."

Turns out the will of the people was being kept aloft by roughly three chaps.

It comes with a five-year guarantee, though nobody's quite sure of what.

"He says he's never lost a game — and I'm too polite to check his scorecard."

"Relax, it's just a hole in one."

Rest assured, every case is treated with the personal touch.

"I'm listening to my advisers — I just can't hear them over the sound of my own manifesto."

Don't worry — the watchdog is keeping a very close eye on them all.